im doin homework & kathryn calls up talkin bout she wants to dance... kathryn be hangin out @ vanilla spots, & it's not that i don't dig vanilla ppl, i jus cain't dance at vanilla spots & don't really have fun hangin at vanilla spots in my free time seein as how i *live* in a freakin vanilla world. so i was gonna stay here & do homework til i found out that it was her & candis who were goin & they were goin to some club in richmond. close to EKU, EKU be havin blk folk, so im like okay. i'll roll.
called britt, but of course she ain't wanna go.
so im throwin on my jeans & she calls back, talkin bout the joint closes at 12. it was 11 when she called me & it takes like 30 mins to get there. so that wasn't happenin.
then kathryn decides we'll go to Two Key Tavern (*cough*VANILLASPOT*cough*). i'm like okay, whatever. we get there & look in the window-
7 ppl, folks. all over 45 bein drunk & old & doin the old white ppl dance on the dancefloor. we left quickly.
we decide we're gonna go check Varsity Blue. same story. the ppl were younger but it was still only like 7, 8 ppl there. one brown man playin pool. we left. again.
came back to campus, kathryn's still bent on findin sum'n to do, so we go to the boy's dorm (*vomit*) to see what's happenin over there. i already knew what was happenin--buncha drunk ass smelly frat boys runnin round bein drunk & loud blastin lucadris & ja rule. i was on the look out for brown ppl there, as usual; once we got to the 4th floor we saw the tall one. dude was passin me, looked me dead in my grill which took effort cause he's like 6'3, so i say hi.
fucker keeps right on walkin.
yo
i'm done tryna be nice to the freshmen. f'real, apparently they ain't lookin for no friendly comraderie, so im spendin my hello's elsewhere. officer smith said they ackin shady towards us (us bein the blk girls on campus, the blk girls on campus bein me & candis) cause they into the 'nilla chicks. im thinkin man, that's fine. i ain't tryna hump none of em, im just bein nice.
beetches. so anways, he passes & candis is like OOH HE LOOKED AT U!!!
me: *blink*
before i know it she done ran to the stairwell where they were descending screamin 'HI!!!!' i turn around & she's pointin at me (i was standin outta the way) goin '...and this is tracy.' i wasn't gon say nu'n to dude but since she'd opened the door, i went back & waved. they chit chatted a/b whatever.. last thing i remember him sayin was 'well if u ever wanna get me, just talk to stan. bye, girls' (stan is a jr here, one of the VERY VERY FEW blk men whose cool & cordial).
so bascially
dude got the big head thanks to candis jockin <-- bringin 95 back
undoubtedly walked away thinkin 'word, now i got these 2 senior girls on me.'
nigga plz.
'if u wanna get me, talk to stan?' u got a press agent or some shit? schedulin appts? u suck. & u're baldin at 18 yrs old. go away, plz.
we spent about 30 mins in the boys dorm watchin kathyn yuck it up w/ drunk folk. i'da much rather been in my room doin anything else (boys stink. the whole hall smelled like stinky boy.) but kathryn was bent on stayin out. so she decides she wants to go to Tolly Ho, a lil hole in the wall 24 hr restaurant joint on UK's campus.
we sit there for about 45 minutes listenin to candis. talk. the entire. time. givin us entire rundowns of the last episodes of 'friends' and 'ER' (2 shows ive never even WANTED to watch). sis didn't miss a detail im tellin u.
me: kathryn, u look sleepy. let's go home.
her- 'well....'
me: Y-A-W-N
so in conclusion
my night was bull
& i wlda rather done homework.
