1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
never knew it. or maybe i did. if so, that's a sign that my attempt at complete & total repression is going well.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
dark pink low-rise bikinidraws.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
'when i die' - rickey smiley feat. lil' darryl. (now when i die, members, cry/just remember me/ballin/ballin...in the sweeeet by & by/just remember me/ballin/ballin)
4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
some general tso's chicken, a plate of pannacakes w/ maple syrup & extra butter, a chicken alfredo pizza from pap john's, a bowl of au gratain potatoes, a chess pie, & a big bottle of whatever's gon fuck me up the quickest.
5. Beatles or Stones?
stones just sorta lay there & don't move. beatles are cute & they at least crawl around. i choose beatles.
*rimshot*
hov!
6. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
how morbid. i pick Wayne Brady.
7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
mines.
8. What is the thing most important to you (as far as physical) about the preferred sex?
height. i like em long.
...*raises eyebrow*
9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends(ters) but are too nice to reject them?
there's at least one i'd like to kick in the throat on occasion, but hate? nah.
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
teleportation. be able to zap me & anything i hold in my hands to anyplace at anytime at all.
11. Favorite hangover cure?
don't get drunk.
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
i smell booze & start actin up.
13. Favorite Outkast lyric?
gotta agree w/ dave on the 'life in the day of.' too ill.
14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
dark brown/blk.
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
deaf.
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
I SAID KEEP THAT LAMP AWAY FROM MY no, why do u ask? EARDRUM, GOTDAMNIT!!
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
nah. my ppls is good.
18. Least favorite month?
march. ugh.
..i kid.
i'd go w/ february. it always feels like the one thing standin b/t me & spring.
19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
snow white & the seven dwarfs. my granny & ms. edwards took me to the movies to see it. we used to have so much fun... i miss ms. edwards :o(
20. Favorite person in the whole world?
you. no, not you. *you.*
21. When's the last time you went on a date?
January 14th. i think.
22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
dirty movies. particularly blk ones. aint nuthin funnier than a grown ass man completely nekkid in some white socks & gym shoes. and the weaves.. lawd them awful weaves.
23. Fall or spring?
spring, definitely.
24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
there's 2, neither of which i dont care to name. part of the whole repression thing.
25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
louisville, ky, close to shawnee park.
27. Who is the person you can count on most?
to carry out concrete tasks & favors - candis.
to keep me sane - prolly most of yall who are reading this now.
28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age are not factors?
Bob fricken Marley (happy birfday, by the way!)
29. What books have you pretended you've read?
evrybook that was assigned in my 20th century brit lit class this semester.
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
limbo
31. Favorite drinking game?
chugga-lugg, a la the Cosby Show. the one where vanessa got drunk playin it w/ her friends & and then the whole family was playin it together, only w/ tea.
32. What did you dream last night?
i dreamed that a friend of mine from high school was somehow living in the science building here on campus. i ended up living w/ her & her family in her brother's room. weird.
