ya mama got jell-o feet w/ fruit in the toes.

my granny almost burnt down the house.

again.

burnt up another skillet on the stove.

all kinda alarms goin off evrywhere in the house.

i came downstairs & it looked like that scene from Rainman when ol' dude burnt up the pop tart in the toaster.

FILLED
with smoke. filled.

soot was all over the microwave and range.

i tell ya what.


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