ya mama got jell-o feet w/ fruit in the toes.

i just remembered what i forgot to tell

2 things

one of my aunt tennie's kids says he's scared she won't physically make it through uncle bobby's passing. she already refuses to go back to her house without him and stays at the hospital 24/7.

and u know what?
i think she loves him so much that if it is possible to die of a broken heart, she's a candidate.
i pray to god it doesnt happen.

and #2

remember crazy ass stephanie? the girlfriend of my brother's youth who he's currently been seeing again?

she's moving in with him.

...
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd give us strunff.

*addendum: memorable quips b/t travis & i

i dunno why i like to record these

before trav told tiara that stef's movin in w/ him he apparently told her that he was getting married to a white woman, probably hoping to make the real news seem like a lighter load to bear. they got home and tiara was talkin about how mean a joke that was and i told her

'well dont worry. not many people tend to marry outside their species anyway.'

*rimshot*

later she was looking back and laughing at it and she said he made her sick. i said

'well that tends to happen when you look at him'

*rimshot*
hiyoooooo

i insulted him again later that day and when he finished laughing he looked at me with this slithery, menacing, deceptive smile and just said

'i like your bangs, tracy.'

sometimes a well-placed, perfectly executed compliment can be the most cutting, biting insult ever.
lol that one hurt and i still dont know why

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