ya mama got jell-o feet w/ fruit in the toes.

im effing hilarious.

me: DONT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH EYEPATCHES
me: my mama hadda wear one for awhile
me: im telling her you said she looked like blackbeard the pirate
pal: ha ha
pal: did you walk around the house going...
pal: arrrrgh
pal: where's me buried treasure mamma?
pal: arrrge?
me: ...no.
me: no i didnt.
pal: ...
pal: 44 demerits
me: :-)
me: WAIT
me: 44??
me: that's a bit much aint it?
pal: now we're even w/ all the demerits you've given me.
pal: i've been counting
pal: 44
pal: 44-44
me: you cant prove that
pal: can too
pal: remember
pal: i got the aim history thing
pal: i went back and counted.
me: i'
me: *ahem* pardon me.
me: i'll need documented proof
pal: where can i fax it?
me: to C.D.
pal: ?
me: SEE DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF BEEYAAAAAAAATCH!!
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaahaahaahaaaahaahahaahaa
pal: !!!!!
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaahahahaaaha
pal: i feel so stupid.
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahahhahahaahahaa
me: aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahaha
me: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: HA HA HA HA HA
me: WOOOOOOOOO
pal: .
me: woooooooooooo
me: woooooooooooo
pal: u done?
me: no
me: DAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAHA!!!!!!!!

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if only you knew how long and hard i seriously laughed at that.

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