i'm walkin to the bus stop where i usually catch my bus to go to work. the corner is MAD busy.. buncha dudes around a bbq pit, music goin.. looks kinda like derby.
there's like, a wall of big dudes sittin on this lil wall, just lined up where im standin at waitin for my ride. the dude sittin nearest to me happens to be Nipsey (from 'martin,' remember?)
so my ride pulls up. big ol black bently fulla ppl. puff daddy's in the passenger seat. one of my friends from middle school, some girl whose name i cant remember, is in the back seat behind him. next to her, to her left, is bobby brown. driving the car is a girl who looks a lot like some other girl i went to elementary school with named patience. this girl was a member of mariah carey's camp or production team or personal assistant or something.
so Nipsey's next to me tryin hard to holla holla holla. he's like 'come on, babygirl, just let me get on that plane w/ u in the mornin. come on, ill be good to u!'
puff daddy says 'nah, man, wit all the money i got? she's obviously gon take ME on that plane cause she knows i'll buy her whatever she wants & we gon have a GOOD ol' time! u trippin, nip!'
my friend from the back seat- 'all yall wrong, because me and her go waaaaaaaaaay back. we'll have the most fun, so she's takin me on the plan!'
then bobby brown chimes in- 'well, if u take me on that plane.. i'ma smoke some CRACK! that CRICK-CRACK!!'
i die laughing. 'sorry guys.. bobby brown won.'
nipsey gets mad & im in the car w/ bobby brown & nem. puff daddy had gotten outta the car to make room for me in this one. we get around the corner--we're following another big fancy car full of some of mariah carey's other ppl (now containing puff daddy--that's where he went when he got out of the bently i was ridin in w/ bobby & nem) when that car stops, having been stopped by police who had set up a road block or something. puff gets outta that car and walks over to ours while police are pullin ppl outta the car and arrestin em. puff says
'well, that's it yall. the cops is arrestin mariah & nem & i dont have no time for drama. come on, let's go.'
so we all get outta the bently except for the girl who was driving it. we get in the other car w/ puff behind the wheel and we drive a little bit to this house on a corner that looks more like an abandoned warehouse from the front & side, but when we pull into the driveway in the back, we see it's an 8-car garage made by Cadillac w/ a lock on it and everything. there's a maybach or something parked there. puff gets out and has in his hand a coffee can full of old cookin grease (u know, the one yo mama/gramama had sittin on the stove back in the day), except the coffee can didnt have any coffee lable or anything on it, it was a buncha pictures of mariah. puff sets it on the trunk of the maybach and walks away sayin
'that's what happens when you...' sumthin sumthin sumthin.
and then we just drive away.
crazy dream. that bobby brown shit was hilarious though.
