look!
KentuckianKween: andre!
DRE: tracy!
KentuckianKween: guess what!
DRE: what?
KentuckianKween: im finna be published!!
DRE: say word
DRE: what for? how come? why so?
KentuckianKween: ima get royalties!!!
DRE: DETAILS NIGGA
KentuckianKween: in a real book!!
KentuckianKween: like a year ago
KentuckianKween: my brother's first baby mama
KentuckianKween: the one who be writin the new age zane blackspoitation novels
DRE: lol
KentuckianKween: wrote some flash fiction for a contest
KentuckianKween: and she sent it to me to read over
KentuckianKween: it was alright.
KentuckianKween: but i was like hey, im bored at work
KentuckianKween: ima write somethin too, just for fun
KentuckianKween: so i wrote it, sent it to her
KentuckianKween: apparently sent it to the website too
KentuckianKween: im assuming i didnt win nothin in the constest cause i never got no prize money
DRE: lmao
KentuckianKween: but
KentuckianKween: my mama calls me a few mins ago
KentuckianKween: 'did u write a story called 'dave the fish?'
KentuckianKween: im like yeah, like 8 yrs agao
KentuckianKween: ago
KentuckianKween: blah blah
KentuckianKween: they mailed me a contract
KentuckianKween: talkin bout they wanna print it in the anthology
KentuckianKween: and i have two options, if i wanna be included
KentuckianKween: i can either elect to get 3 free copies of the book
KentuckianKween: and additional copies at 30% off the cover price
KentuckianKween: or
KentuckianKween: i can get 1 free copy of the book
KentuckianKween: and additional copies at 50% off the cover price
KentuckianKween: plus royalties!
KentuckianKween: a percentage of whatever profit minus publishing costs!
KentuckianKween: itll likely be like
KentuckianKween: a $5 check
DRE: (cuz i aint buyin that damn book)
KentuckianKween: but still!
KentuckianKween: lmao
KentuckianKween: YES YOU ARE
KentuckianKween: !!
KentuckianKween: i got honorable mention!
KentuckianKween: LOL
KentuckianKween: http://blog.whimsplace.com/index.php?blog=33&cat=143
KentuckianKween: WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY
DRE: lmao
DRE: did baby mama in law win anything?
KentuckianKween: no 
KentuckianKween: it sucked, i didnt think it wld. lol
DRE: lol
KentuckianKween: yo for real
KentuckianKween: i was posed to get $50
KentuckianKween: i want my damn money
DRE: pay up pay up pay up
KentuckianKween: lol
KentuckianKween: the site says they'd make deposits into our paypal accts
KentuckianKween: maybe its just sittin in there collectin e-dust?
KentuckianKween: yeah i checked the history
KentuckianKween: they never put no money in my acct
KentuckianKween: tv court, here we come
DRE: JUDGE MATHIS!!
KentuckianKween: lol
DRE: send me the story foo!
KentuckianKween: i dont even have it no more!
KentuckianKween: it may be on cd somewhere
KentuckianKween: iont even halfway remember what it was abt tho
KentuckianKween: i wanna read it too now
KentuckianKween: lol
KentuckianKween: blah
KentuckianKween: i caint find it
illegalDRE: lol
illegalDRE: hours later
KentuckianKween: lol
KentuckianKween: i been lookin!
!!!!
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