ladies and gennulmun.. give it for up for Lair Williams III:
T: y don't u write me to complain about work anymore?!?! T: it makes me think that u actually are starting to LIKE your job Me: well if i am, it's kinda late in the game Me: my last day is friday:-D T: ehh T: when r u leaving? Me: august 1st if i have a place by then T: i approve Me: i may hafta fly up next week T: u staying by yourself? Me: dunno yet Me: depends on what happens w/ the apartment search T: i'm goin up this week-end T: i'll take care of it for u (<- this part here is actually a joke) Me: WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!=-O!!!! T: grow-up Me: *shock!!* Me: *wonderment!!* Me: *simply amaaaaaaaaaaaaazed!!* T: lol...such a non-winner Me: :-) Me: how long are u gon be there? T: just this week-end (this, however, is not. he's serious.) Me: k Me: where u stayin? T: mariot...the studio...and a friends place Me: werd Me: well that's excitin Me: have fun! T: NO! Me: whatever works for u T: i am kinda hyped about goin to touch of jazz though (<- note how he puts the name on the end of the hook and just dangles it in hopes that somebody'll bite. sorry. not hungry today.) Me: so i guess u'll be makin frequent trips up there, eh? Me: coincidence since i'll be there the next 2 yrs Me: !!! T: not really...but we can all do a road trip T: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Me: nope Me: im movin to get away from u kuntra negroes T: i think i'm gonna steal some toliet paper from there Me: duh Me: booooo Me: do it big Me: steal a bar of soap T: nomore moonshine mixed with wisk sour?!?! Me: lol Me: not til christmas T: your bad Me: mayhaps Me: hey Me: what happent to u flyin up there to work w/ floetry a couple yrs ago? T: aka...this week-end (are u following? he's flying up to philly to work w/ floetry this weekend. the last time he told me this was not long after i told him of MY plans to fly up to philly for a visit. coincidence? if u say yes, i think u may be stupid or something.) Me: riiiiiiiiight;-) T: really...y else would i go to philly (<- sour grapes like a mug.) T: i mean shout out to will smith and all...but come on Me: nah, i was askin why u didnt go 2 yrs ago Me: cause i remembered that u said u hadnt been before and it reminded me T: after i met em in orlando a while ago...there was a lotta talk...aka..let's get together and work..blah blah blah (<- the only thing accurate here is the 'blah blah blah' part) T: and the manager finally came through... T: truth be told... T: i don't think their budget is all that great for this album... Me: lmao they cant afford you, eh ted T: hence forth nobody..aka me...gettin a chance (if anything has a chance at being true here, i'd say it was this. but it's not.) Me: oh Me: lol T: riiiiiiiiight...that's exactly what i meant T: jerk Me: i mean it clda been! Me: in such case Me: i thought it was funny Me: u missed out on a great joke up Me: *op Me: u'll hafta forgive me for bein incredulous T: you good (aka-- 'i dont know what incredulous means.') Me: why are u up this early anyway? T: i'm always up this early more or less Me: ...why? T: trying to work out a bit these days....
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
he once told me he liked me b/c i know him better than anybody else, and that i'm one of the only ppl who knows when he's bullshittin.
wldnt it make sense NOT to bullshit me anymore then??
i hope he's not lyin tho. if he's not ill gladly sugar my words up real nice and eat them whole.
